thats right, all you other surveys are just posers.
[one] what was the price of gas when you were born?
87 cents. im serious.
[two] what t.v. shows did you watch growing up?
FULL HOUSE! power rangers, transformers, barney (back when he was cool), xena: WARRIOR PRINCESS, the price is right, days of our lives.
[three] if you were a fruit, which fruit would you be?
kiwi. the manly fruit.
[four] if you were to be a spice girl, what would you be called?
old spice.
[five] how many people are in your class?
2. no wait, just me.
[six] if your life was a song, what song would it be?
do you kno the muffin man. that song has given me a new meaning to my life.
[seven] what age would you go back to?
21
[eight] did you take the psats?
HA HA. no.
[nine] why, you dork.
ur a dork.
[ten] do you THINK you can sing?
no
[eleven] then why do you try?
cus im wicked cool.
[twelve] are you republican or democratic?
GREEN PARTY!
[thirteen] do you have triskaidekaphobia
yes, everyday.
[fourteen] how much were stamps when you were born?
8 cents. duh.
[fifteen] if you had the time/were required to a job, what job would you have?
i want to be a ninja.
[sixteen] do you prefer UPS or FedEx
pony express
[seventeen] why do girls always think they are fat?
cus they are. um.. jk?
[eighteen] do you think guys clothing is more expensive than girls?
no way.
[nineteen] honestly, would you rather be a girl or guy?
i wish i could have the best of both worlds. wait a minute.. ew.
[twenty] which Biblical person do you like the most?
daniel. hes cute.
[twenty - one] what language do you take in school?
espanol
[twenty - two] why did you choose that language?
becus im from guatemala
[twenty - three] do blondes like, really have more fun?
yeah. i should kno.
[twenty - four] what movie was question twenty - three from?
ur mom.
[twenty - five] which care bear is your favorite?
the good luck bear!
[twenty - six] for guys: have u ever wanted to wear a plaid skirt
everyday
[twenty - seven] if you were a superhero, who would you be?
the power puff girls! or the green lantern
[twenty - eight] what sport do you wish you could play but don't have the talent for?
field hockey
[twenty - nine] what sport do you have the most respect for
golf
[thirty] which ancient civilization is your favorite?
uh..
[thirty - one] if you could live in any country, which country would it be?
chicago
[thirty - two] why THAT country?
ur mom.
[thirty - three] do you think high-school sweethearts will make it to marriage?
itd be pretty cool
[thirty - four] what do you think the word "weether" means
ooo, inside joke. i like it.
[thirty - five] what is your favorite disney movie?
i love them all. specially all those disney channel originals. oh man, awesome.
[thirty - six] do you think you have what it takes to be the Pokemon master?
chee-ah.
[thirty - seven] do you like Japanese anime?
love it.
[thirty - eight] how about the Olsen Twins?
ew gross.
[thirty - nine] which airline is your favorite?
i dont care. at all. dont even talk to me. weirdo
[forty] what is your favorite sneaker brand?
adidas.....
[forty - one] can you hear me now?
good good.
[forty - two] do you like your initials?
DMK <- ew.
[forty - three] do they spell something cool?
yeah. obviously. DMK, as in dmk. duh.
[forty - four] if you could, what would you change your last name to?
either smith, or batman!
[forty - five] what would you want your first name to be?
Dick. hands down.
[forty - six] what will the middle names of your children be?
buttface. every single one of them.
[forty - seven] (I TOLD YOU NOT TO SCROLL UP!) would you say your memory is good?
no
[forty - eight] what comes to your mind when you hear the word "french"
rubber bands
[forty - nine] what do you have against the yankees?
they're too fuzzy
[fifty] what colors would you want your school colors to be?
green. or maybe plaid.
[fifty - one] what mascot would you want your school to have?
a bucket.
[fifty - two] true or false: all's fair in love and war
dare i say, nay?
[fifty - three] if you could pick the color of blood to have, what color would you want?
yellow. then you'd never be able to tell if u have blood in ur pee. hee hee kidney stones.
[fifty - four] what is your favorite item out of the vending machine?
tampons
[fifty - five] what icecream flavor would you invent?
daniel flavor. cus i taste so good... kinda.
[fifty - six] which tooth is your favorite?
my bicuspids.
[fifty - seven] for girls: have u ever wanted to pee in a urinal
everyday
[fifty - eight] does daylight savings time bother you?
yes.
[fifty - nine] what season do you want to be in right now?
near the end of spring, almost summer.
[sixty] would you want to learn to drive stick or automatic?
both.
[sixty - one] would you rather have a stick car or automatic?
i prefer riding my lawn mower.
[sixty - two] if you had to lose a body part, what would it be?
forehead, or my pinky joint. (haha)
[sixty - three] if you had to lose a sense, which one would it be?
my sixth one. those dead people are getting annoying.
[sixty - four] did you kiss dating goodbye?
no. i just hugged it.
[sixty - five] how long does it take you to fall asleep?
2 seconds.
[sixty - six] what is your favorite smell?
girls hair. i go around my town in the middle of the night and sniff girls' hair. do i scare u?
[sixty - seven] what do you think people first asociate with when they think of you/your name?
freak. either that or noodles.
[sixty -eight] do you have a cowlick?
i wish.
[sixty -nine] if you were a utensil, which one would you be?
spork. a titanium one.
[seventy] can you do a pop-up?
sigh. no.
[seventy - one] what is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
#$@%#$%@#$^#$^#
[seventy - two] how about in the buh puh muh's (for those who are STUPID, i mean, white, the buh puh muh's are kind alike the chinese ABC's)
i like oo, u kno, the one thats like X. its so cool.
[seventy - three] if you were a greek god/goddess, what would your name be?
fabio.
[seventy - four] do you collect anything?
yes.
[seventy - five] what fetish do you have?
fishnets and plaid skirts. oh yeah, and hairy legs. haha.
[seventy - six] if your name was kathy, would you spell it with a k or c?
qathy
[seventy - seven] if you were a care bear, what would you want on your stomach?
a big picture of bob saget.
[seventy - eight] what is the story behind your password?
u see there was this person i once met... and i fell madly in love with that person.
[seventy - nine] what is your password?
bob saget.
[eighty] is that^ really your password?
no.
[eighty - one] liar.
i kno.
[eighty - two] if you were a rapper, what would you call youself?
D KWA TO THE SHIZZLE BA JIZZLE Wizzle.. fanizzle.
[eighty - three] if your answer above has any "shizzle"s or "sheezy"s i'm gunna kill you. aiight?
so kill me.
[eighty - five] what number question is this on the survey?
85.
[eighty - five] WRONG! that ^ question was really 84, in a disguise as 85. boy, your stupid.
no im not. shutup stupid survey! i CREATED YOU!
[eighty - six] bob saget is so cool.
i kno.
[eighty - seven] that wasnt a question. why did even think about putting something down as an answer?
shutup
[eighty - eight] whats your favorite number?
8.
[eighty - nine] dont you hate how that^ question is in every survey?
yes.
[ninety] or how about, "describe your perfect date"
im still not sure what my perfect date would be, but i kno itd include a beach, bonfire, and possibly a big carboard cut out of bob barker.
[ninety - one] yeah, dont you think surveys are retarded?
yeah
[ninety - two] then why are you taking this one?
cus i made it.
[ninety - three] does the word "pathetic" mean anything to you?
tons
[ninety - four] alright back to survey-ish questions: safety pins or duct tape?
both please.
[ninety - five] kilts or jumpsuits?
kilts
[ninety - six] pigtails or mullets?
afros
[ninety - seven] sunrises or sunsets?
sunsets
[ninety - eight] diarrhea or constipation?
both. at the same time.
[ninety - nine] j-pop or rap?
sigh. emo.
[hundred] dragonball Z or yu-gi-oh?
i love u goku.
[hundred - one] twinkies or ho-hos? (who thinks of these names? )
ho-hos
[hundred - two] would you ever shave your butt for fifty bucks? (what movie's that from?)
yes.
[hundred - three] would you eat a whole bucket OF PURE SATURATED FAT if you knew that you wouldnt gain any weight from it?
sweet.
[hundred - four] would you slap me if i told you you were fat?
u are fat.
[hundred - five] would you dance if i asked you to dance?
i cant dance.
[hundred - six] would you run and never look back?
yes. but id kick u first.
[hundred - seven] would you cry if you saw me cry?
:'(
[hundred - eight] would you save my soul tonight? ( i could be your herooooo baby)
what a loser.
[hundred - nine] would you hate me if i said i loved enrique? (i kno i would)
i h a t e y o u
[hundred - ten] what did question 47 ask? (dont scroll up)
hahah.
[hundred - eleven] cheater.
shutup
[hundred - twelve] do you really think that this survey is a waste of time?
yeah
[hundred - thirteen] me too.
good
[hundred - fourteen] do you like emo?
loveit
[hundred - fifteen] how about elmo?
love him too
[hundred - sixteen] do you consider canada as the 51st state of america?
i thought it was the 24th state. o well.
[hundred - seventeen] do you consider curling a sport?
duh.
[hundred - eighteen] how about power walking?
only if ur hardcore.
[hundred - nineteen] what do you think is probably one of the most refreshing things to do?
peeing. period.
[hundred - twenty] does it really work?
oh yeaaah.
[hundred - twenty - one] do you wish you were cool enough to speak in 1337? (LEET, for all you newbs out there)
all the time.
[hundred - twenty - two] ever found a four leaf clover?
no
[hundred - twenty - three] ever wanted to go streaking?
haha yeah
[hundred - twenty - four] ever wanted to shave your entire body?
i already shaved my entire body.
[hundred - twenty - five] what does your hair look like?
a dead animal.
[hundred - twenty - six] what color eyes do you have?
green.
[hundred - twenty - seven] what kinda clothes do you wear?
my brothers clothes.
[hundred - twenty - eight] where do you live?
the west.
[hundred - twenty - nine] when were you born?
yesterday. in a test tube.
[hundred - thirty] any nicknames?
butthead. dan, danny, daniel, dannnnne, danny k, d kwan. um, many others.
[el fin] real name:
dick batman.
october 23, 2003
